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Our workforce is as diverse as the many varieties of instant ramen in our break room. We don't just tolerate, but celebrate the differences in avatar choice, background in meme culture, and the wild spectrum of office chair spinning techniques. We enthusiastically champion inclusivity in behaviors across our company - from sharing the last pizza slice to contributing to the ‘who used my mug?’ investigation. In fact, we're currently fundraising for a revolutionary new cause: to diversify our supply of office pens, because we believe in a world where blue and black can coexist harmoniously in the same pen cup.
If you have any questions, send us an email at careers@404finance.com.
Chief Meme Officer
Executive Office Chair Tester
Senior Vice President of Coffee Quality Assurance
Chief Coin Flip Decision-Maker
Head of Inspirational Office Posters
Director of Afternoon Nap Strategy
Assistant to the Janitor of the CEO
Social Distancing Coordinator
Junior Executive Bathroom Queue Manager
First Responder for Office Plant Watering
Director of Turning Things Off and On Again
Office Ping Pong Ball Recovery Specialist
Director of Office Refrigerator Odor Investigations
Indoor Sunshine Regulator (aka Blinds Manager)
Chief Officer of Stapler Misuse Prevention
Entry-level Pizza Slice Distribution Analyst
Senior Manager of Awkward Small Talk
Executive in Charge of Leftovers
Director of Office Dog Petting Strategy
Vice President of Office Plant Photosynthesis
Executive Chair of Lost Pen Retrieval
Chief Lunch Thief Interrogator
Director of Tidying Up After Yourself, Seriously
Office Temperature Thermostat Regulator
Head of Stapler Recovery and Restoration
Senior Executive in Charge of Silencing Keyboard Clatter
Chief of Walking into Spider Webs
Director of Microwave Timing and Efficiency
Secretary of Selective Hearing
Professional Lunch Break Timekeeper
Executive Director of Whiteboard Marker Color Coordination
Chief Email Reminder Composer
Head of Faux Pas Reconciliation
CEO (Coffee Energy Optimizer)
Professional Conference Call Mute Button Investigator
Director of Unclaimed Tupperware
Assistant Director for Locating That One Document
Chief Officer of Elevator Etiquette
Head of Office Supply Hide-and-Seek
Vice President of Maintaining the Illusion of Productivity
Manager of Paperclip Sculptures
Official Office Cake Taste Tester
Executive in Charge of Secret Santa Draw
Chief Officer of Motivational E-mail Sign-offs
Director of Avoiding Eye Contact in the Hallway
Head of Cubicle Feng Shui
Chief Monitor Brightness Adjuster
Senior Manager of Office Karaoke Playlist
Director of Deciding Where to Order Lunch From
Assistant to the Director of Not-So-Secret Office Gossip
Please send your Curriculum Vitae and cover letter to careers@404finance.com.